Hey, are you getting married to Zaki's girl?
Huh? Me?
Yeah.
He called me earlier rambling about fixing a date for the ceremony.
He sounded pretty drunk though.
Are you going out with Sena-chan?
O-Of course not!
Come on, you're so boring.
Then did you get yourself a girlfriend or two yet?
No...
How could I get a girlfriend? I don't even have friends...
Huh? What was that?
Oh right, Kobato got herself a boyfriend.
She's spending the night at his place.
What?!
Who the hell is he?!
What bastard dares lay a finger on my angel?!
I'm serious, tomorrow I'm coming back to Japan to—
I'm joking. Bye.
Hey, wait—
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
sono te ni datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach your hand
presented by Mazui
souzou ijou da ne jetcoaster na mainichi
Every day is a roller coaster, wilder than you can imagine
hiki shite mae wo muite
Laughing and crying, facing forward,
itsumo kakenuketan da
And always running straight ahead
zutto tsudzuki ga shinai ne
It feels like something happens, but that's the end
bokura no jikan wa
That's how our lives go
ima shika nai kara
This moment is all we have
kono shunkan kizamitsukeyou
So let's burn it into our memories
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
te toreru you ni
So I can hold your hand
Be My Friend
Be my friend
miagete bakari datte
I'm always looking up at you
Be My Side
Stand by me
akogareteru ima mo
But even if I want to be more like that
mou ippo
One more step
nando demo te wo nobasou
I'll reach out as many times as I need to
ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach that star
A Man is Among Them
Hey.
Kobato-chan came!
An-chan...
Kobato-chan! Want to go to a theme park with me tomorrow?
No!
Look at this!
Yokoshima Wonderland
Shareholder Premium Ticket
Group Ticket Up to 6 adults
Yokoshima Wonderland
Shareholder Premium Ticket
Group Ticket Up to 6 adults
I got tickets to Yokoshima Wonderland!
Papa got them from a colleague.
Character show!
And look at this!
Character show!
They have limited-edition merchandise too!
And I'll treat you to candy and hamburgers too!
Limited-edition merchandise?
Candy? hamburgers?
Come on, Kobato-chan!
Don't be scared!
I'll be gentle!
So come along with me, okay?
How pathetic can you possibly be?
Hey, give that back, stupid Yozora!
Yokoshima Wonderland, huh?
Have you ever been there?
We had a field trip there when I was in middle school.
I spent the whole time reading a book though...
I-I see...
I've only ever been with my family.
I'd love to go there with a friend one day.
I suppose...
Alright, we're all going to Yokoshima Wonderland tomorrow!
Seriously?
We finished our finals, and we're still on break so everyone's free, right?
I guess...
It's a weekday, so it shouldn't be that busy.
I'd love to go!
Aniki, allow me to accompany you.
Yay! We're going to a theme park!
I'm going to a theme park with Onii-chan!
I, too, shall advantage myself of such human amusements.
Alright, that's decided then.
Wait a second!
I only invited Kobato-chan!
This ticket is good for up to 6 adults.
Why not just use it?
Wait, 6 "adults"...
Yay! Yay!
Huh? I can't go because I'm a little girl?
Yeah, you're a little girl...
I see...
Well, I am a little girl...
Don't worry about me.
I'm used to it.
I can cover a kid's ticket, I guess...
Really?
Thank you Sena!
You're a good person!
Hey, Sena...
What?
Was the Chairman acting strangely yesterday?
Papa?
Actually, after he gave me the ticket he got into a really good mood and started drinking.
Why?
No idea...
All I was thinking about was inviting Kobato-chan.
I don't really remember.
I see.
I guess that was just drunken rambling then.
Are you looking forward to tomorrow, Kobato-chan?
No!
So cute!
Wow!
So this is the "theme park" I've heard about.
Looks like this is Sena's first time to one too.
So, what should we ride first—
Huh?
This!
The Black Dragon!
Seriously?!
Right off the bat? Are you crazy?
I decided we have to ride this.
I certainly didn't stay up all night planning out which ones to ride...
Apparently, this one's quite famous, so..
Await me, Dragon of the Darkness!
Black Dragon... the name of a ride fit for a true man.
I wanna ride it too!
Well, just don't come crying to me...
Let's go!
This is pretty slow.
The ignorant masses below looks like ants.
What's wrong, Dragon of the Darkness?
Is this all you've got?
All this shaking is making me feel really hot...
It's turning me on...
Woah, this is pretty damn high...
Come! Black Dragon!
Lead me to the ends of time...
Please don't lead me!
Wh-Whoever thought up this ride is a freaking madman!
Y-You think you can get away with putting me through this, you stupid lump of metal?!
I'll kill you, you freaking crap toy!
Die! Die, you sick, twisted, psycho freak!
Yozora you liar! We're going to die!
I mean, please stop! Please stop!
Stop! No! Go back! I'll kill you! I'll really kill you!
No! No! No! Stop! Please stop!
I'm begging you, please stop! Forgive me!
Here it comes...
We're gonna die, you rotten orange!
Fuck.
Shit Meat! Meat! Meat! Stupid Meat! Hate! Hate! Meat!
No! Pwlreaazzee sztop!
Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
Shut up with the poop, you poopy nun!
...Ku Fu I Shiki Shiki Soku Ze Ku Ku Soku Ze Shiki...
You really want it, don't you, you Earth of a bitch!
Look at you, with your bitch face ready to take it in,
you fucking rotten whore bitch universal gravitation!
No! No! Save me, Kodaka!
I'm falling... Kodaka! Kodaka! Kodaka!
Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
An-chan! An-chan!
Uwa! Aha! Ahaha! Ahahahaha!
...Bo Dai Sa Ta E Han Nya...
Pass the speed of light and ejaculate!
A pig that can't fly through space-time is just a prematurely ejaculating wet dreaming virgin!
Rika's broken!
Wh-What'd you think?
That was fun!
My head hurts...
I can't... remember anything...
This is an announcement to all our guests.
The Iron Necromancer character show will begin at 10:45 on the main stage.
Everyone is welcome to attend.
Kobato-chan...
Want to go with me?
Yeah!
Let's go now, An-chan!
Wait, Kobato-chan!
Kobato-chan, I bought all of IrNec on Blu-ray the other day!
I'm actually a pretty big fan!
Who's your favorite character?
I loved Mer-chan from season 2!
Even though she was just a guest character for one episode—
Merill.
Huh?
Merill. The Phoenix-user from season 2 episode 8.
Emeraude Mireille Von Revelatia Ootori's nickname is Merill.
Not "Mer".
Yeah, that's right! Merill-chan!
And Merill-chan reappeared in season 3 episode 5!
Um... Kobato-chan?
Sena, she's a serious IrNec fan.
If you aren't serious about it, you're just adding oil to the fire.
Kodaka...
Why can't real conversations have choices and save points?
Hi there, boys and girls!
Thanks for coming to see us!
We've got a lovely guest for everyone today!
That's right! It's Iron Necromancer's Guernica-chan!
Now then, everyone! Let's call Guernica-chan in!
One, two—
My name is Astaroth!
Guernica has fallen into one of my traps! She will be late!
I'm taking you all hostage before she arrives!
No! Someone save me!
Now then, is there a little boy or girl who wants to be a hostage with this young lady?
The child who becomes our hostage will receive a lovely present after.
They're pulling out all the stops...
Me!
Me! Me!
I'll let you take me hostage!
What the heck are you doing?
I'm going to go get that present!
Wait for me, Kobato-chan!
Hey, are you sure about this?
I don't need a present from this lousy show.
Of course!
Um...
I'm sorry, Mom, but we'd like a kid for this...
Huh? Mom?
Then we'll take the young girl hostage instead of her mother!
What are they talking about?
Now, are there any other children who will be our hostages?
I think they think that you're Kobato's mom.
Why do I have to be Kobato's mom?!
Then the father would be... you, Kodaka.
You've got to be kidding!
Seriously...
I don't like the idea either!
What do you mean, you don't like it?!
Seriously...
Excuse me, but could you come with me?
Kobato-chan?
Mind the step.
Guernica-chan
Director: Kaidou Masashi
Isn't that great? You got the director's autograph!
But you only got that because Sena raised her hand back there.
Th-Th...
Th-Thanks.
K-Kobato-chan?!
Kobato-chan's embarrassed! How cute!
I should be thanking you too.
Thanks.
I-It's not like it was for you or anything!
It was for Kobato-chan.
And what was with that old hag and horse guy?!
Who's married?!
Seriously.
Married. Sheesh. Are they stupid?
We'd need to start dating first...
What was that?
Nothing!
What did you guys do?
I read a book on the bench.
I went on the merry-go-round about ten times or so.
I ate a hot dog!
And popcorn and a crepe and... what else did I eat?
Sorry Yukimura. You paid for all that...
Don't mention it.
It is an honor to provide foodstuffs for your sister, Aniki.
Here's your curry.
Yay! It's curry!
Curry looks like—
Depending on what you say next, I may need to kill you.
It tastes good. I like it.
Good.
So, what are we going to do after we eat?
I wanna ride the Black Dragon again!
I think we should stay off the Black Dragon...
Right?
I'd be just fine riding it again.
But if you guys are scared, I guess I won't.
Drop the act, Meat.
You were scared to death.
What? You were quaking in your boots.
No I wasn't!
"No!"
I can still hear your screams of terror in my head.
Those were your screams!
And that's not all!
You wet yourself a bit!
How'd you know—
Huh?
Wait, you really did?
Of course not!
I wasn't scared of that stupid roller coaster at all!
Maybe you should ride it again so you can prove it!
Fine by me!
But you're riding with me!
I'm getting a picture of you crying on my camera!
Huh? You brought a camera?
Of course! I hid it perfectly!
Why would you hide it?
Why not? Like it matters.
Onii-chan, over here!
We're so high!
People are but ants!
The Black Dragon sure looks amazing from here.
I wonder how Yozora and Sena are doing.
It's been quite a while since we split up.
Maybe we should meet up with them soon.
Aniki.
We found them.
My head hurts.
I feel sick.
Wh-What happened to you two?
We rode it...
...eight times.
You went on the Black Dragon eight times?!
Yozora wouldn't admit that she lost.
Meat wouldn't just drop dead.
So which of you won?
We're not done yet.
Time for round nine.
Stop it!
You guys put up a good fight!
Let's call it a draw—
No!
Over my dead body!
I can't lose to Yozora—
I can't lose to Meat—
We'll meet at 4pm at the entrance.
Men's bath
Maria, why are you coming into the men's bath?
They smell like puke. I don't wanna go into the bath with them.
I see. Guess you're coming with us.
Men's bath
A bath with Onii-chan!
Aniki.
Allow me to wash your back.
You don't need to!
I'll do it myself!
I truly am worthless in Aniki's eyes. I must—
Okay, okay!
Wash my back! Please!
As it pleases you.
Hold it together!
He's a guy!
So this is what a wee-wee looks like?
Hey, give me back my towel!
Hey, why do you have this weird thing on you?
Weird thing?
Every man has one.
Then why doesn't Yukimura have one?
Yukimura is a man, but he doesn't have a wee-wee! He's so weird!
I am still far too immature.
Will you grow one once you're not immature?
Yes.
I will put forth my greatest efforts to become a great man like Aniki.
I hope you grow one soon.
What the heck are you guys—
You don't... have one?
Aniki...
That's embarrassing.
Th-That makes sense.
There's no way someone so cute... could be a guy.
It's too surreal to be a farce.
Excuse me a moment.
Wha— Rika!
My lord! There is no doubt in my mind!
This is most surely a woman!
That's what I've been saying...
Right, but I just had to make sure.
Anyway, Rika, could you explain how it works to Yukimura?
She wouldn't believe me.
It's rather disappointing that you would count on me for that...
Yukimura-k—san.
Could you come here a minute?
What?
Yes... I don't have anything like that on my body...
Aniki...
I was never a Japanese man.
A Japanese man? You weren't even a man.
Wait! Don't cry, Yukimura!
I am truly sorry!
Hey, why did you think you were a guy?
Family issues...
I see...
Wait, don't tell me that's the whole explanation!
It is.
How couldn't anyone figure out until now?
It seems that there were people who realized and pointed it out to her, but she just ignored them.
I see...
How did Rika convince her?
Aniki...
I may not be a man,
but can I remain your underling?
Of course.
You'll always be my underling.
Thank you, Aniki.
I will continue to serve you.
What're you blushing for, Kodaka?
This is bad though...
Suddenly, Yukimura looks so cute!
I think I want one.
Want one?!
It's a pretty girl in a maid outfit!
Damn!
I was too careless!
I thought it would be funny!
What's wrong, Yozora?
She's cute, docile, and obedient!
And she serves as a maid!
You've got to be kidding!
This is so stupid.
I have the worst luck...
Why can't anything go as planned?
They all look like normal, cute girls when they're asleep.
Aniki...
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
torikago de agaketa hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
torikago de agaketa hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
bokura wa
The same sky
bokura wa
The same sky
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
nigirikaeshite kuretan da
You just squeezed my hand back
nigirikaeshite kuretan da
You just squeezed my hand back
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
I never imagined that I could be a girl.
I've seen plenty of cute guys that turned out to be girls,
but you're the first I've seen that actually thought they were.
Seriously. I like surprises, but that was pretty crazy.
I'm very sorry.
Next Episode
You Can't Do Something Like That! ~My Idea of Reality Gets Screwed Up When I'm With You~
Next time: You Can't Do Something Like That! My Idea of Reality Gets Screwed Up When I'm With You
I wonder who this "you" is.
It's totally you.
Hey, no spoilers!